Battlefield Hardline: BETA Brawl

So I was invited to the Battlefield Hardline BETA for PC, one of the first of my friends to get their official invite. I was pretty surprised, not expecting to have received it so soon after registering when EA announced it at their E3 2014 Press Conference.

I’ve managed to play about 1 hour of the beta, which is a feat considering the sheer volume of traffic currently flooding the servers.

I’d never played a game on Origin before, so having to install Battlenet software was a bit odd to me. Anyway, I did it and played it with an open mind, so let’s get this doing.

Battlefield Hardline is the cops and robbers we all played as kids in a video game, and just a little crazier. Right now you can play two modes in the beta: Heist and Blood Money. There are sprawling stages featuring the environmental dynamics that the Battlefield series is famous for, such as cranes collapsing and shearing off the sides of entire buildings while you’re gunning for your target. The weapons handle the same, fire the same and sound the same, as authentic as EA money can make them. Because that’s essentially what this game is: Battlefield 4 with police officer and bank robber skins pasted over it. And this is where my “meh” attitude towards this game comes into play.

Most of the success behind FPS multiplayers is their familiarity to fans, the fact that it always feels like coming home when you fire up one of these titles. That’s completely understandable; human beings love what they know and who am I to begrudge them that? This Battlefield Hardline beta only makes me wish that The Division was coming out sooner, because I find myself leaning more towards these open-world RPG style multiplayer experiences as time ticks by. We know little to nothing of the single-player campaign of Battlefield Hardline to be able to offer up a full preview review (is that even a thing?) before the game’s launch, though Visceral has promised that details on SP are coming later. Considering their track record of providing well-written, deeply involving single-player campaigns, I have some hope.

But too many issues still plague Battlefield 4 players for Hardline to seem even necessary  to me. What is the point if it’s meant to be a crime game when it’s just a military game with different character skins splattered all over the place? I find it difficult to suspend belief when police officers are rocking grenade launchers and SEAL-level weaponry, and the criminals possess the same. It just seems a bit too ridiculous, you know? Rather than sink their resources into developing Hardline, I believe that more effort should have been poured into enhancing and improving the Battlefield 4 experience, particularly considering that game’s horrendous problems at launch with the multiplayer component. It just sums up the general feeling I got from E3, from many developers:

CASH GRAB

Are you in the Hardline beta? What are your thoughts? Were they right to pump this title out while still struggling to resolve existing BF4 issues?

FYI, someone asked me why I hadn’t yet reviewed Watch_Dogs. It’s because it would essentially be a rewrite of every Ubisoft game I have ever reviewed, and well, that joke is getting played out right now by other reviewers. I will also start testing my Twitch channel and possibly begin streaming some titles online. We’ll see.

Until next time, peace.

House of Duty: Frank Underwood Gives You A Call

Ladies and gentlemen….take a gander:

This little gem greeted me this morning as I logged into check how things have been going.

Everyone knows my feelings about Call of Duty. I think the series is excessive, repetitive and just a money-milking cash cow for Activision.

But…

Not everyone knows my feelings…

About Kevin…freakin’…Spacey.

Man-crush.

Spacey is one of my favourite actors and I am pretty excited that they’ve gotten him into a game, even if it is Call of Duty. I suppose only Activision would have the kind of muscle and charm needed to snag someone of his caliber. The fact that he seems to be an exact copy of his character from House of Cards even heightens the appeal.

Despite the explosion exhaustion I tend to feel with CoD, I have to say that their last two or three games have seemed to focus on the notion that the citizenry of any nation doesn’t want the lofty promises that the concept of democracy offers. The grandiose voice-over Spacey gives as the trailer plays follows a similar line to previous titles, that well, here the USA is trying to police the world and maybe the world doesn’t need policing. This is a debate that raged in the majority of my classes at university, particularly because I started my degree courses a month before the 9-11 attacks. So much of humanity’s horrific periods can be attributed to people/nations wanting to “fix” other people/nations. The slave trade, the spread of Christianity, ethnic cleansing in Serbia, Middle East wars based on bringing “democracy” to the world at large…unfortunately, some of these things aren’t broken…so how much longer are certain nations going to continue to try and “fix” them, thus making a pile of enemies along the way?

I’m not saying that Activision’s gone all Bioware on us, with “The More You Know” messages littered throughout their game. But wouldn’t that be nice?

Still though guys! KEVIN SPACEY! Will you be getting CoD: Advanced Warfare?

Nintendo: Tale As Old As Time, Song As Old As Zelda

Since January 17, 2014, several articles have been published on sites varying from IGN to Bloomberg, lamenting the death of Nintendo after the company reported a shocking loss. This, as opposed to their earlier projections of a hefty net profit, has only contributed to the near-rabid hyperventilation that occurs when analysts begin spouting out the words “iOS and Android” in the same sentence as Donkey Kong. Anyone who can do basic math can see that this isn’t just a minor hit to the pocket that Nintendo is bracing for when their fiscal year ends in March. To project net profits of US$530 million and then sheepishly have to admit that in reality, you’re girding your loins for a loss of US$335 million instead is perhaps the biggest chunk of humble pie that any corporation’s been forced to choke down in recent memory. It is thus no surprise that people are saying that the writing’s on the wall, the nine have left Minas Morgul, the enemy is within, or basically: Nintendo’s world is crashing down around its ears. How did we get here? Who’s running this rodeo? Alas, this is a tale as old as time, one of boardroom betrayal and the business foresight to adapt to the unstoppable force that is change.

Picture this: somewhere in Japan. The 90s are raging all around us, and over some sake and sashimi (I’m just speculating here), the head honchos at Sony and Nintendo are working on their CD-ROM expansion concept for the Super Nintendo. It’s a beautiful day outside and there are smiles throughout the room.

It's all downhill from here on out.

It’s all downhill from here on out.

At some point during their negotiations, the President of Nintendo reaches over with chopsticks for the last piece of sashimi, just as the President of Sony extends his own chopsticks for the same piece. Perish the thought. Convinced that he has rights to the sashimi (I mean, it is HIS office building), Nintendo’s prez goes right ahead and eats it! Sony balks; how selfish! Anyway. Enough of that. The bottom line is that a dispute over contract details derailed the evolution of Nintendo’s hardware offering. Sony said “It’s not me; it’s you,” and in 1994 the PlayStation burst onto the scene as Sony decided to enter the gaming industry all by its lonesome. It was grey; it was slightly sleek; it sported CD-ROM technology, which garnered Sony serious third-party backing and some kick-ass triple A titles. Nintendo, banking on its position as industry leader and wizened veteran of the gaming streets, released the N64 two years later, opting to keep its game cartridge format, a decision that lost it much third-party support that it had held in the past. But Nintendo still had Smash Bros, the fabulous Golden Eye and Mario Kart, all of which capitalized on the 4 built-in controller ports on the N64, providing hours of game-play and destroyed friendships.

Curses!

Curses!

At the same time though, they couldn’t possibly keep it together against the likes of Solid Snake, Lara Croft and a game series you might have heard of called Final Fantasy. Developers saw the future; the future was CD-ROM.

It took the House of Mario until the launch of the GameCube in 2001 to abandon the game cartridge. Today, I find myself filled with “shoulda, coulda, woulda” scenarios as it pertains to Nintendo. What if they had followed through on that Sony partnership? Would we even now have an XBox One vs PS4 ‘war,’ or would it be a brutal brawl between three strong competitors on the battlefield? Personally, I don’t think so…because Nintendo made a second strategic decision around the time the Wii launched that I believe began a sort of domino effect that’s led up to this month’s “holy freaking hell, we’re bleeding money” panic attack.

Any good marketing professional will tell you that target markets, as they relate to certain industries, are not static. They change, and while it may not be frequent, it is inevitable. With the success of the Wii (released in 2006), Nintendo decided that they would stick to family-oriented games and maintain their Pikachu-cute image across all marketing campaigns which, admirable though it may be, was in complete contrast with the gamer population’s mind-set at the time. Their entire brand image remained tied to the legacy characters of Mario, Princess Peach and Link, and unfortunately, 2007 brought with it a little game called Call of Duty: Modern Warfare. I know; Modern Warfare was available on the Wii. I’m not talking about availability, though. I’m talking about image, and how the associations formed in your consumer’s mind are often more important than how you see your company. See, Nintendo reminds me of a grandparent or other older person who refuses to admit that the world has changed and bread will never again cost 10 cents at the corner store. The 12 year olds on XBox Live (who have all done unspeakable things to my mom, bless her) don’t concern themselves with the kind of nostalgic image Nintendo is adamantly holding onto. They are not us, as we were at 12, fascinated by the ‘blood’ in Golden Eye. Call of Duty and Halo are what they know and love, and their parents (who were Nintendo’s ‘original gamers’) have also matured. I hear more stories of fathers playing Halo with their sons and daughters than I do of them playing Smash Bros. So what did that ‘strategic decision’ mean? It meant that Nintendo made a conscious choice to flat-out ignore changing attitudes and appetites with regards to their branding. Couple that with a complex platform and their exclusion of third-party devs in the development stages of the Wii-U (a name I still hate to say) and you’ve got a recipe for the cluster in which the House of Mario is currently drowning.

Despite last week’s loss warning, CEO Iwata says he has no plans to resign. I find this an interesting decision, mostly because I think he shot Nintendo in the foot by expecting their handheld segment to shoulder the burden brought on by the Wii-U’s production costs, heavy losses and low sales. In the same breath, he also says that he’s not too keen on having Nintendo titles (such as legacy Mario and the still-popular Pokemon) released for other platforms. This is the third time that Nintendo is faced with a deep chasm before them and the bridge across is guarded by a troll who asks the question “Will you change?” Is it too late to make the turn-around? Do I think Iwata is right for staying on as CEO and resisting the calls for his company to develop games for other platforms? There is no right answer to that question. He is an executive decision-maker faced with perhaps the most significant challenge in Nintendo’s history. It would sting to see classic favourites cavorting about on platforms other than those carrying the Nintendo brand, a brand that feels like an old friend no matter how much time has passed since you last played a Mario game. It might be their undoing; the research alone that would have to go into such a solution would be daunting. Iwata has to carefully write the next chapter of this tale or face an abrupt, Sopranos-like ending. I just hope he doesn’t resist change, whatever form it may take, because as much as I’ve never wanted to own a Wii-U, to quote a friend…I don’t want to live in a world without Nintendo. Until next time…

Good luck, old buddy.

Good luck, old buddy.

Review Ahoy: The Black Flag of Freedom Cry

You may be wondering why it’s taken me so long to review Assassin’s Creed 4: Black Flag. I do have a very good reason for the delay, and that’s because I was waiting for the Freedom Cry DLC to release. I felt that this would provide a more complete overview of this latest AC title and, to be quite honest, I was so utterly bored by the main storyline that I hoped the DLC would add some fire to a lackluster game.

Assassin’s Creed Snore: Black Lag

Low Points

We’re going to just get the bad mojo out there before we get to the good stuff, because I can think of no other way to properly review Assassin’s Creed IV. But be ye warned: there lay spoilers ahead!

Arr.

Arr.

As I started the single player campaign for AC IV BF, I was struck with a horrible thought: Ubisoft is like the French Activision, in that the AC franchise is starting to feel a little Call of Duty-ish. It seemed like just last year I was air-assassinating black bears as the most wooden assassin since Altair: Connor. Oh wait…it WAS just last year (this is bearing in mind that AC IV released in 2013, and that’s when I bought and played it). I couldn’t recall ever getting excited for this game beyond the promised ship-based adventures and really, that’s the best part of Black Flag. Once Edward Kenway gets settled on the Jackdaw, there was no stopping me when it came to plundering ships on this epic nautical map. This is not to say that there were no glitches to be found along with the plunder. There is no way that as a fresh pirate with a bare-bones ship, I should have been able to take down a level 39 Man ‘o War, but thanks to said MoW somehow flipping onto its side and exposing its hull, I was able to pummel it enough to capture and send it to my fleet. I’m not setup for video capture from my 360, but I’m sure you’ve seen some of the more hilarious ship-related glitches in this game.

Secondary to overturned ships were just little errors that were distracting and, considering how hard I had to work to keep up my interest level for the main story, I found myself more frustrated with their appearance than I have ever been with game glitches. My personal favourite has to be when my crewmen were dangling in mid-air as we’re sailing at travel speed. I played around with that for a while, changing directions and then bringing the Jackdaw to a dead stop in the water. The crew would then revert to normal behaviour, hanging onto the mast and climbing the ropes…until I started sailing again! Argh…and not in the pirate way.

Black Flag also suffers from a serious case of BORING STORY. Sorry. I tried to think of something clever to say here, but all the thinking time in the world couldn’t yield better snark. It goes without saying that there will never be another Ezio, who had some personality and I believe will go down as the favourite assassin. I was annoyed with Connor as a character and thus could not muster half a damn to give for his dilemma. Haytham was by far the best character in AC III and so I assumed that a game dedicated to the exploits of his father would be exciting and captivating. At this moment, I can’t quite explain what was happening with his wife, Charlotte…or was it Caroline? Christina? Whatever. See what I mean? I have cared more about Call of Duty characters than I do about Edward’s story, and while the historical bits and “surprise!” moments (though really, who didn’t see that James Kidd thing coming?) were fun they don’t make up for the lackluster character development.

High Points

As I’ve said before, the times you’re on the Jackdaw, sailing through the Caribbean Sea and raiding British, Spanish or French ships are among the game’s best moments. The sea shanties are particularly brilliant, and I know I’m not the only one singing along with the crew. Visually, Black Flag is a stunningly beautiful game. Coming from a Caribbean island myself, I have to commend Ubisoft on capturing the beautiful shades of blue and green that we have in our waters, as well as the tiny land masses that are mostly found in the Bahamas’ area. That being said, I did chuckle when the map made it appear as though Jamaica and Nassau are relatively close together when in truth they are quite some distance apart. Not doing anything to improve people’s geographical prowess, then.

The addition of Kenway’s Fleet makes your nautical adventures that much more interesting. I loaded my fleet with frigates and Man ‘o Wars, salvaging and upgrading as I gained the ability to take down more powerful ships. The Ubisoft companion app came in handy here and is a nice touch; I send my ships out in the morning while on the train to work and then collect the cash when I get home. And trust me, you will need cash in this game. Some of the upgrades for the ship are ridiculously expensive, and the game urges you to plunder by tacking on material requirements (cloth, metals, etc), all of this contributing to the making the nautical aspect the game’s defining feature.

Finally, while he’s about as interesting as Twilight when he’s talking, Edward is pretty cool when swashbuckling. Yes, there were some glitches, but I did enjoy his reckless fighting style, particularly when using just the hidden blades. There were some finishing moves that were so full of bone-crunching, muscle-tearing goodness, it brought a tear to my eye. He possesses some of the same flourish as Connor (bless him) but with less control and precision. Basically, if Edward’s going to stab you, there’s no telling where he’ll land. It made for fun combat, and I appreciated this plus point to an otherwise boring character.

To Plunder or Not To Plunder?

If you’re a die-hard Assassin’s Creed fan, you will get this game. Do I recommend it for people new to the series? No. Hell, I don’t even recommend AC I for newcomers, but that’s not the point here. I would prefer that Ubisoft take two to three years to fine tune their AC titles before releasing them as the glitchy, lackluster time-waster that Black Flag ends up being once you’ve completed the story. The wear and tear is beginning to show, more than it did for AC III, and the worst part is that Ubisoft doesn’t seem to care. Let’s not even get started on the annoying ‘meta-ness’ of when you’re out of the Animus and are wandering around “Abstergo” offices, hacking your colleagues’ Animuses (Animi? I don’t know) and discovering all the shady secrets of the Subject 17 project. Those moments were super distracting for me and added nothing to the game, not even when that nut job from IT turns out to be who you think it is all along (if you’d managed to pay attention, that is). Keep reading as we dive into the Freedom Cry DLC.

Freedom Cry: Sensitive Ubisoft Is Sensitive

Whenever a developer tries to tackle a sensitive subject, whether it’s something that happened in the past or is currently occurring somewhere in the world, people generally cringe, unsure as to how the game will turn out visually and emotionally. Two such subjects are the holocaust and slavery. In my next post (sometime this week), I’ll speak more in-depth about this, but for now check out this article, about Luc Bernard and his crusade to make a game solely about the holocaust. Right now, we’re going to take a look at the Freedom Cry DLC for Black Flag, and how Ubisoft took that other hyper-sensitive subject, slavery, and built game content around it. 

Picture credit to Diehard Game Fan.

Picture credit to Diehard Game Fan.

Freedom Cry focuses on Adewale, Captain Kenway’s quartermaster for most of the main story. Adewale is a former slave, having escaped from his Trinidadian plantation when it was raided by pirates. He speaks of his experience as a black man on the high seas in the main story, and at some point in the game he leaves your side to find a higher purpose with the assassins. There are some well done interactions between Adewale and the people in Kenway’s life, particularly when one of them comments “You let him carry a pistol?” and Edward berates him for insulting his quartermaster. Nice touch, that. In Freedom Cry, set 15 years after the events of Black Flag, Adewale is captain of his own ship, running errands on behalf of the Assassin Brotherhood. After raiding a Templar convoy, he steals a parcel addressed to a woman residing in Port-au-Prince, but he doesn’t get a chance to discover what’s in the box before a storm shipwrecks him on the shores of Saint Domingue (modern-day Haiti). From hereon out, he lends his considerable aid to the cause of the Maroons of Port-au-Prince. If you’re unsure who the Maroons were, click here to educate yourself.

I went in giving Ubisoft the benefit of the doubt and, despite Freedom Cry sporting many of the glitches that plagued Black Flag’s main story, I was pleasantly surprised and more than a little emotional with their handling of this subject. Please keep in mind that this is my own opinion; if you don’t like it, feel free to respectfully disagree. Much like the holocaust, I don’t think people will ever quite understand how horrifying slavery was, from the journey across the Atlantic to the indignities suffered by the slaves in the Caribbean. On the island of Curacao, there is an exhibition where you head underground and get an idea of what it was like to be packed, stacked and shackled like sardines in the cargo hold of a ship for months at a time. Freedom Cry slaps you in the face with this reality towards its emotional ending, which I won’t spoil here.

The best thing about this DLC is that Adewale plays like an entirely different character to Kenway. He is big and muscular, and he makes it count in his combat encounters. You can’t help but wonder if being surrounded by the injustice of slavery drives his brutality when executing slave overseers and guards. Freedom Cry wastes no time in throwing you into the plight of the Maroons, but all around you there are examples of what life was like for slaves in the Caribbean. There are cages to be unlocked, runaway slaves to rescue and auctions to stop, all in the name of recruiting Maroons for the revolution. The town crier proclaims the conditions of Le Code Noir, a royal decree that contained “guidelines” for the handling of slaves in the French colonies, including how often and with what tools a slave could be punished. How kind, right? Still, it’s the kind of detail that we’ve come to expect and appreciate from Ubisoft and they deliver ten-fold.

Picture credit to Ubisoft.

Picture credit to Ubisoft.

You are still able to upgrade your ship, though I spent less time on the seas in Freedom Cry than I did in Black Flag. Ships react to your vessel with alarming quickness, particularly when you’re tasked with intercepting slave ships and their escorts. I actually cannot recall having Hunters on my trail in Black Flag as quickly as they are in Freedom Cry. I took it as an indication that for a horrific time in human history, human cargo was more valuable than rum and sugar and thus painted a target on any who would interfere in that trade.

I won’t rehash all the glitches of Black Flag here; just know that they are present, though they are less distracting once you’re used to them from the main game. I will say that my biggest pet peeve with Freedom Cry was the absence of singing on board the ship. As Adewale moves through plantations, eliminating overseers and freeing slaves, there is a wonderful rise and fall to the volume of their field song, one of the best historically accurate features in this game. Ubisoft enlisted Olivier Deriviere to score Freedom Cry and he brought La Troupe Makandal on board. The result is a perfect blend of orchestral and traditional Haitian drum rhythms that are a highlight of the DLC. The songs being sung in the fields are in line with those freedom songs that were used to pass the time in the field and, in some instances, to communicate with one another. Your ship’s crew is populated by Maroons and other freed slaves, so it seems illogical to exclude songs while you’re sailing towards liberating more slaves. Besides this, however, Freedom Cry possesses a more engaging story than Black Flag and that makes me wish there was more on the way, particularly because I feel it had a rather open-ended conclusion. This is the first time I’ve ever purchased a Season Pass and luckily it was worth the money spent.

I hope you enjoyed Freedom Cry as much as I did. I’m aiming to settle into a posting schedule that’s a bit less interrupted. Thankfully, Christmas holidays only happen once a year! Until then, peace.

Review: 15%, Batman Arkham Origins

WARNING: While I generally try to keep reviews spoiler-free, there is a slight chance that the below information may contain some. Apologies in advance but  you were warned.

Batman: Arkham Origins is the second game I found myself pre-ordering for this year; the first was, of course, Grand Theft Auto V. It is the first time in my life that I pre-ordered a Collector’s Edition, since generally I avoid those EUR 100 traps like the plague. However, I wanted the little statue from the game that shows us how the Dark Knight meets his nemesis, the Joker, since these events essentially shape the Batman of the future. Bats is my favourite hero, simply because he is the most human. Arkham Asylum had seemingly set the bar for any developers looking to put Batman in the hands of the player, and with Arkham City, Rocksteady just about outdid themselves, creating a vision of the infamous prison that seemed like the pages of a graphic novel come to life. When Arkham Origins was handed to WB Games Montreal, I admit I felt a flutter of confusion; like many fans, I didn’t think they could handle the weight of the torch passed to them from Rocksteady.

Two days and 15% completed of the game, and I’m about ready to eat my words.

I’ve done my best to stay away from same-day/day-after reviews of this title, giving myself time to enjoy the game for a solid weekend before writing my own thoughts; as you may well imagine, this has been very hard to do, but more on that later. As I said before,  I’m only 15% done, and that’s not because the game is slow on the action or not engaging enough. With that in mind, I didn’t go into this game expecting an enormous overhaul where major changes were made to the core dynamics that made the Rocksteady titles so much fun to play. WB Games has certain elements from Arkham Asylum and City, and have applied a varnish when and where they found it necessary. The combat system, for example, is smoother than it was in even Arkham City; the PR machine promised a younger and more athletic Batman, and it seems they delivered, because combat allows for the player to hit a high combo-multiplier earlier than in the previous titles. The graphics have undergone equal enhancement; you could cut diamonds on Batman’s jaw, even on an XBox 360 and everyone from Joker to Killer Croc has an updated feel to their appearance. These Batman titles have taught us one thing, though: the real star, whether from Rocksteady or WB Games, is the set piece. And Gotham City makes for one impressive set piece.

It is Christmas Eve, but there is nothing jolly about Gotham tonight. The artists put in some serious effort into creating this nasty, gritty city against the backdrop of what should be the happiest time of the year. There is one particular mission where you have to rescue a police officer who is dangling over an electrified pool in a room stuffed with decorated Christmas trees and cheery lights. It was pretty cool gliding over areas that were fenced in as part of Arkham City, seeing them as they were before Hugo Strange’s appropriation of them as part of his prison city. The art book that was included in the Collector’s Edition sheds some light on the design choices made by the team, describing their own take on what a crumbling Gotham should look like. The Bat Cave is also an important set piece, allowing Batman to fly home every now and then to get a new gadget or have a chat with Alfred. A very welcome addition to the game is the Fast Travel system, made possible by the Bat Wing (I did have to wonder why we didn’t get the Wing in the first two games, but eh, details). Arkham Origins doesn’t just hand this system to you, however. You need to free up some communication towers that have been locked down by Enigma (soon to be The Riddler) before you can access those areas by fast travel. Everything is a game in Gotham, and you’d do well to remember that, particularly when characters such as the Mad Hatter pop in to fulfill their own twisted fantasies.

Arkham Origins is a prequel, but if you don’t pay attention, you’ll miss the certain little ways in which WB Games lets you know that it’s a prequel. Inside the Bat Cave, for example, is a bulletin board, on which is written the question “Who is the man in the red hood?,” which any Batman fan will tell you is the Joker before he became the Joker. It’s a nice touch that may go unnoticed by many who play Origins, but helps build the overall ‘newness’ of Batman. Alfred is an almost entirely different person; hesitant and desperate, he pleads for Batman to return home and spend Christmas in Wayne Manor at several points, and I’m only two days into playing this! Bruce Wayne is also different; far from the cocky playboy he was in Arkham City (“It’s billionaire, Vicki. Millionaires are so last year), he is brisk and unpolished, giving a reporter the cold brush-off after she asks why he’s spending Christmas alone, again. He is still Bitter Bruce, not yet comfortable in the world his brand of wealth socializes in, but trying nonetheless.

If I had to pick one gripe about this game though, it would be that this game shipped with a crash problem that more than once has made me scream at the heavens, simultaneously asking WHY and then thanking said heavens for the autosave. After checking out Twitter and various other social media, I found that WB Montreal are working on a patch for a separate issue that PlayStation 3 players are experiencing with the fast travel system. I’m hoping an equal fix is being sorted out for the XBox 360 users. It is the one disappointing thorn in my side in what is otherwise a beautiful and exciting game.

So remember those reviews I accidentally-on-purpose came across? Some have criticized WB Games for keeping is Basic Black with this title, citing the fact that they stuck with the existing combat and upgrade systems as their reason for this rating. I can get where they’re coming from, that with this being the third game, you would expect something new, something revolutionary. I’m not sure how a prequel can deliver on new gadgets or new dynamics without feeling utterly contrived and like a betrayal of the first two titles (see: Bat Wing). I think the “prequel” parts of this game are to be found within the story itself, as Batman encounters a man who will become a defining presence in his life, a riddle he cannot solve because he cannot break his one rule. This game tells the story of why we cannot hear the word “Batman” without automatically conjuring up an image of the Joker in our minds. I’m just 15% in and I realize this; can’t wait to see how the rest of the game plays out. I’ll update this review once I’ve completed the game, so be sure to check back when that happens.

Next Up: The final title I’ve pre-ordered for this year is Assassin’s Creed IV: Black Flag. I’ll try to put in two days playing time before I toss up a preliminary review of that title as well. Until then, peace!

GTA V. That Is All.

You might be wondering where my review of GTA V has been, considering the game launched on Tuesday and other sites/blogs have all frothed at the mouth and tossed theirs up like graduation caps.

Well, obviously, my review is late because I’ve been busy playing the game! Duh. And for one very simple reason…

There’s so much STUFF to do in this game, I often find myself loading it up with all intentions of playing the main story line, before succumbing to the lure of the side quests, hobbies, overall mayhem and the fantastic vehicles that populate this incredible world that Rockstar has cooked up for us.

And an incredible world it is indeed. I am a fan of all GTA games with the exception of GTA IV. While my friends were having kittens over that game’s open world, side activities and overall story line, I sold my copy of the game after struggling for a week to develop some interest in it. It didn’t help that my favourite GTA game is Vice City; the music alone in that game gave me reason to play it as often and for as long as my eyeballs could stand. There hasn’t been a game that did that to me since Halo 2, and that was mostly due to the multiplayer. Halo 2 was also the last game I pre-ordered and anxiously awaited. Enter Grand Theft Auto V…

Yes.

Yes.

Everything I despised about GTA IV, this edition seemed determined to correct. As I mentioned before, I haven’t yet finished the game because I’m having too much damn fun playing it. Let’s get along with the rundown:

– The driving mechanics are by far my most favourite fix. One of the reasons I put GTA IV down after just a week was the horrible way in which the cars drove, regardless of whether or not you were in a good car or a clunker.

– The actual script! Holy Hannah Montana, I can’t get enough of this script, from the main characters’ dialogue to the NPC chatter on the sidewalk. I always wonder why people complain about the amount of profanity in Rockstar games; a simple read of what the plot line entails would tell you why there are more F-bombs dropping than a Thanksgiving gathering at Chris Rock’s house. There’s a reason the ESRB rating of M-for-Mature is slapped onto the cover. Do your job as a parent and spare me your whimpering about curse words.

– I was a little hesitant about the introduction of multiple main characters, but switching between them is surprisingly seamless. On most missions, you shift from Michael to Franklin to Trevor with absolutely no interruption in play and it is brilliant.

– The soundtrack. But that’s always been a Rockstar strong point.

– The Great White shark! That is all.

– The main characters themselves…I have to say that Trevor is like a redneck version of Vas from Far Cry 3, and thus he is both hilarious and scary.  Michael is like a more modern (and henpecked) Tommy Vercetti and Franklin is great so far as the hood gangster who wants to be a highroad gangster (a la Michael Corleone).

There is the usual controversy surrounding the depiction of GTA’s female characters, and unfortunately, I do tend to agree with Carolyn Petit’s assessment:

“It’s deeply frustrating that, while its central and supporting male characters are flawed and complex characters, with a few extremely minor exceptions, GTA V has little room for women except to portray them as strippers, prostitutes, long-suffering wives, humourless girlfriends and goofy, new-age feminists we’re meant to laugh at.”

We won’t discuss the pathetic responses to her review (which as you know by now was a 9 out of 10), many of which were filled with the usual name-calling that passes for “critical discussion” these days in the gaming world. I understand that it may seem hypocritical to defend the profanity while condemning the misogyny, but I do believe there are ways to tell a story without stepping on the face of a marginalized group within the art piece (the game, movie, etc). I’m not going all Anita Sarkeesian on you; she sees misogyny everywhere, I see it where it actually exists. It is worth saying that the reason many people still dismiss the gaming industry (despite the ridiculous money it generates; US$1 billion in 3 days?) as a childish and immature hobby. Thankfully, the response to Petit’s bashers is encouraging, so it appears there is sunlight on the horizon!

Overall, I do agree with the average rating of 9/10 for GTA V, but not because of the misogyny. There are instances where combat is a little sticky, although this might be because the XBox 360 has some issues handling the game itself. It is enough of a problem for me to dock it one point, since when you’re running and gunning, getting stuck in a wall makes for a very bad time. So there you have it: 9 out of 10. A beautiful game, an engaging world, and a hell of a story.

I will be absent for a bit until First Look Utrecht which, if you don’t know, is a Dutch gaming and technology convention that invites gamers and tech nerds and all others to view new hardware and game titles that are due for release this year and early 2014. You know what that MIGHT mean right? Oh yes.

Let me touch you, my preciousssss....

Let me touch you, my preciousssss….

Follow me on Twitter at @DHMelChan, where I will be live-tweeting everything I see and touch at First Look. Until then, be easy and game on!

Replay Values: Arkham City

Hello, folks. I know it’s been a while since my last post, but you know how life goes. Between a month-long holiday back home (where I volunteered for the Video X Games), new projects at work, and new projects outside of work, it’s been by far the craziest summer of life. Now that the wind and rains have descended upon The Netherlands, I’ve got some time to update this blog, just in time for First Look 2013, the next-gen console launch and what seems like a bazillion game launches.

Touch new stuff before it’s out…go on…touch it.

And what better game launch to prep for than the highly anticipated Batman: Arkham Origins? And what better way to prepare for that title than by playing through Batman: Arkham City? I couldn’t think of anything either. I started running through Arkham City over the weekend which, by the way, was peppered with Gotham-like stormy weather. As is usually our custom, my sister and I split the cost of a new copy 50/50 upon its release, and we bargained that she would get the Catwoman code. Luckily for me, she now lives with me, so this was my first play-through with Miss Kyle.

Admit it. She filled out the suit well.

Admit it. She filled out the suit well.

What I loved about Arkham City were the improvements made to the combat system from Arkham Asylum, which was already pretty cool to begin with. Everything in Batman: AC however, just seemed crisper and newer than Asylum, while essentially staying the same. The set piece of Arkham City itself was impressive all on its own; the grit and grime almost palpable as you soar overhead or creep along in the shadows to your target(s). The grapple system was an epic lifesaver through all this, and the potential for exploration and discovery makes Arkham City one of my favourite replay games.

However, even on this second play-through, I was still frustrated by the increased difficulty in obtaining the Riddler trophies. I know it’s maybe silly to gripe about a collectible game within the game, but I can’t help but feel that a player should be challenged, but not utterly frustrated, by the puzzles they face. There was one trophy, for example, where I angrily cursed Batman’s cape because it let me float down gently when I really needed to just dive bomb onto the target. The timer of 9 seconds from point-of-activation didn’t help. The fact that the Riddler trophies and riddles were bound so tightly to the Riddler Hostage side mission only made it more frustrating, as I could never quite progress far enough in the secrets pursuit to move the side mission forward. So, scratch that one for me. However, the other side missions, in addition to the main mission, were so enjoyable that they negated the frustration of the Riddler’s.

You can’t talk about Batman and not mention the incredible voice acting. You know who I’m talking about; Mark freaking Hamill. I know, he’s been the voice of the Joker for years,  but it never ceases to amaze me how absolutely psychotic he sounds and how vividly he brings the character to life. Always hilarious to me is Nolan North as Penguin; of course we all know North from Uncharted, but you know how you never really put a face to a name until you see them in something else? Yeah. Pretty Little Liars is my guilty pleasure, and Mr, North plays Peter Hastings. It’s clear to see that vocal acting is his clear calling though. No offense Nolan! You’re my home boy!

"I'm just saying, Batman could probably kick Nathan Drake's ass."

“I’m just saying, Batman could probably kick Nathan Drake’s ass.”

Notice how I don’t even mention Kevin Conroy as Batman/Bruce Wayne. That’s because Kevin Conroy is so awesome, he just exists and does not require mention.

All in all, Arkham City offers pretty good replay value for your buck (or euro). It was a well thought-out campaign story that linked the events of Arkham Asylum with current events. The chatter among the thugs was a nice touch as well; they were dropping name references (Black Mask) and other comments about Asylum moments (Bane getting hit with the Batmobile) as you navigate the Arkham City set piece. It helps to flesh out the story, and sometimes you even get an extra hint towards solving a Riddle. Playing Batman: AC for the second time has certainly got the excitement going for Batman Arkham Origins. I’ve pre-ordered the Collector’s Edition, so I might do an unboxing and upload it to YouTube, if enough people bug me to do so.

If you’re in The Netherlands and you’re interested in previewing games, consoles and other goodies before their release, check out First Look 2013 in Utrecht. I’m heading up on October 6, and with all the next-gen everything coming out, it’s bound to be an exciting event!

When “It’s Just A Joke” Doesn’t Come Close

Before I begin, I just want to apologise for the extended absence and lack of new posts. I was out of the country on holiday for three weeks, during which I spent copious amounts of time at the beach, enjoyed copious tanning sessions and drank copious amounts of alcohol. All in all…I did a lot of stuff, including working as a volunteer for the 2013 Caribserve Video X Games. Then when I returned, I was stuck in that post-vacation rut that causes one to neglect work and all things fun because after all, you were just sipping an ice hold Heineken on a white sand beach. I’ve finally pulled myself out of that deep, dark place, and even so, this post is going to be shorter than most. I mean, come on…it’s Saturday night! Anyway, I thought I’d take this moment to weigh in on something that’s been bugging me and that some have dismissed as just harmless trash talk.

Earlier this week, Jennifer Hepler, a BioWare writer attached to the Dragon Age IP resigned, citing a desire to expand her horizons and be closer to family, which I completely understand. But she also discussed her experience with harassment from “fans” of Dragon Age on the BioWare forums and, shockingly enough, in her personal Inbox and via the phone. The month before, it was poor David Vonderhaar with the literally unnoticeable changes to two bloody guns in BLOPS II, and of course, Phil Fish and Fez 2. Look, I have taken a crack or two at Anita Sarkeesian because I think she finds sexism and misogyny in places where it doesn’t actually exist, but what I do agree with her and several others on is the harassment people, whether male or female, gamer or developer, encounter on forums, XBox Live etc. Obviously, I am a woman and gamer, and I am guilty of muting my mic so people won’t know I’m a woman or won’t engage me in conversation. Though I have had more positive encounters than negative, the bad ones always left me with a bad taste in my mouth for days afterwards.

To learn that Hepler faced death threats against her children, of all people, was very shocking, at least to me. I was raised to voice displeasure at things that I did not like, but in a respectful manner. It’s no surprise that this doesn’t exist on the Internet, but I suppose I never imagined it would go so far as to threaten someone’s child. There is no stronger word for it than reprehensible, and this is something that has been thoroughly discussed and dissected both in online forums and games journalism sites. I am more inclined to talk about the silent majority that continue to just brush this kind of harassment off as harmless trash-talk. There needs to be more pride in calling yourself a gamer and I don’t particularly feel anything but shame when witnessing or experiencing that level of cruel. Additionally, this type of behaviour stopped being harmless when people gained the ability to discover not only personal phone numbers and emails, but home addresses as well, all with a few well-clicked buttons and search terms. Damn you Google algorithms!

Whenever something negative pops up anywhere and in any context, sweeping generalisations are made about the group to which the perpetrator(s) belong. It happened to Germans (for obvious reasons), Muslims (also obvious), blacks, Asians, gays and lesbians, and even some whites (but rarely). So it should be no surprise that the actions of a few special and possibly psychotic gamers darken the landscape we all stand on. But as I say when any group is placed in the same Crazy Town slot as their less-than-stable peers, the silent majority fails by staying mum on what is happening. In no world is it right that Phil Fish chucks it all in the bin because he’s tired of the never-ending stream of criticism. If there’s anything to be learned from the corporate world, it’s that constant stress and nonconstructive criticism only leads to one of two things and one of them involves a semi-automatic weapon and a CNN special focusing on “where it all went wrong.”

I know it can seem hopeless. The voices of the ignorant are sometimes much louder than those of sense, but that shouldn’t mean the sensible let it slide. All in all, instead of relying on Microsoft et al, who seem to have no clue how to fix this problem, start speaking out a bit more. I was being bugged in a Halo match and at one point a member of the opposing team told his buddies to shut up and stop being bitter because a girl was owning them. And no, Anita, this doesn’t mean a man had to rescue a woman again. It means that a member of the larger, more sensible majority chomped back at the dimwitted minority. No change ever happens unless that takes place first, and we’ll be better for it. That’s all.

I might have some pretty cool news to share in the next two weeks or so, but in the meantime, I’m going to figure out how one goes about selling a kidney on the black market, because the Fall release schedule is looming and it is PRICEY. If you’ve any tips, send them along. Seriously.

XBox One Announced, Rejoice!

My people…the next generation XBox has come forth, and tomorrow shall dawn a brighter day, for it is grand and it is…black! Behold: XBox One.

Better Than A Little Black Dress.

Better Than A Little Black Dress.

For anyone raising an eyebrow at the enthusiastic announcement of the pretty basic name, the logic behind the simplistic moniker became glaringly clear as the fast-paced presentation went on. And fast-paced it was. We literally blitzed through this event, which had a significantly more upbeat tempo than Sony’s early-2013 event announcing the PlayStation 4. XBox One is aiming to be just that: your one-stop shop for gaming, social connectivity, and audio-visual entertainment. I could hardly live-tweet as fast as they kept throwing stuff at us, and I know that this is due to the fact that Microsoft is holding back the bulk of its “OMG WOW” factors for E3. And since that’s going to be a tweetin’ bloggin’ extravaganza, I’ll try to keep this post short, focusing on the points that both excited and depressed me:

THRILLS

The Future Is Now: Voice Control

When Yusef Mehdi, Senior VP of Microsoft’s Interactive Entertainment Business line, said “XBox On” and the screen behind him came to life, I could but utter one word: Finally. Sometimes I stare at my Kinect in disgust because I can’t just turn on my XBox with a simple voice command. I know it’s not Kinect’s fault, but I have issues with misplaced frustration. XBox One aims to alleviate the stress I direct at Kinect by making it possible to turn the console on with just an utterance of “XBox On.” Laziness Level: Expert.

Fifteen Exclusives, Eight New IPs

I don’t even have to go into how great this is, especially with the promise of eight new franchises delivered for XBox One. I’m particularly excited about Remedy’s preview of Quantum Break. Fresh new content is the injection the industry needs, and after the usual suspects being rolled out at Sony’s press-con, I’m happy XBox has locked up some original product for their next-gen offering.

A scene from Remedy's Quantum Break.

A scene from Remedy’s Quantum Break.

Live-Action Halo Series With Steven Spielberg

The only two words that matter in that headline are Steven and Spielberg. I was kind of confused as to Nancy Tellum’s presence, but started to piece it together when she introduced 343 Industries’ Bonnie Ross. Anyone who followed the Halo 4 hype juggernaut watched at least one episode of the web series ‘Forward Unto Dawn.’ I appreciated the way that the story of FUD wove into the actual Halo 4 plot, and so I thought they might be announcing another web series to prep us for an upcoming Halo title. I did not even contemplate the possibility of a live-action series, much less think about the involvement of someone like Steven Spielberg. Needless to say, I’m excited to see what they can create. Forward Unto Dawn was really the best marketing tool I’d seen a game employ in a long time, and the Halo universe stretches beyond just the games, as Ross correctly stated at the beginning of her presentation. Now if only BioWare and EA would take note for Mass Effect…

EA: FIFA, NBA, Madden and…UFC

Far be it for me to say that UFC has no place among the likes of FIFA, Madden and the NBA, but I say, bravo to EA for diversifying their offering. To even be marketed alongside those three heavy-hitters is an accomplishment, and I’m looking forward to seeing the real star of those games, the new EA Sports Ignite engine, shine through on the new XBox One hardware.

Better Hardware, Better Kinect…Better You

One of my gripes, and that of many others, regarding Sony’s PlayStation 4 announcement was the complete and utter lack of hardware present. The only tangible item available was the controller, which was nicely innovative in its own right, but not enough to really sate the blood-thirsty masses. Then yesterday, Sony does what any good marketing department would do, and “blindsides” Microsoft’s event today with a sneak peek of their console…which really just amounted to a strobe-light effect while various bits of it flashed across the screen. I put blindsides in quotation marks because it seemed as though Microsoft (and anyone with a brain, really) had anticipated Sony’s sucker punch, as all through their event today, every presenter seemed to walk with an added spring in their step, as if to say “We got this, ya’ll.”

The XBox One is sleek and, for lack of  a better word, sexy. I really hate using that word and I dislike when marketing professionals use it, but there really is no other word I could use to describe the console, the new controller and the new Kinect unit. The improvements made to the Kinect, which were necessary considering the level of multitasking the XBox One boasts, are a blessing. Also: Skype group calling. Thank you.

CHILLS

Live TV, ESPN Sports connectivity

Of course, any launch event has one or two moments where you cringe a bit and shake your head, as if to say “why would you wear that to a cocktail reception?” I only had two of these moments with the XBox One launch; this is one of them. The industry had already speculated that this console, much like Sony’s PS4, would focus on the entertainment factor as being more integral to the device’s abilities than the gaming factor. I wasn’t surprised to see Microsoft bust out the live TV functionality, and the ESPN Sports connectivity possibilities. The integration of fantasy play had my US friends chomping at the bit.

But for myself, and those gamers who do not live in North America, all that you heard from us was a collective groan. While my brother-from-another-mother in Brooklyn is enjoying switching between a Skype call with me and a live NFL match on his XBox One, I’ll be once again lamenting the fact that European XBox Live subscribers pay the same amount of money as North American subscribers for maybe 30% of the functionality that our American and Canadian counterparts receive. I understand completely the reasoning behind the lack of TV content, and truthfully, Pathe Thuis (movie-streaming service from the theater chain here) is now available on XBox 360, but there is still plenty that we do not have access to, while still paying the same price.

No Price Point

Okay, so I’m nitpicking. But I was really hoping to have a ballpark figure around which to build my plan to give up food, social interaction and possibly electricity. Twitter blew up when they didn’t mention a release date and I really have to say, this argument is getting old. We should all know by now how “the game” is played. I don’t think we’ve ever gotten a release date before E3, unless of course your name is Nintendo. So let’s stop that little bit of nitpicking. A price point, however, is something I think you should be able to hint at…simply to give everyone a chance to prepare their wallets for the Special Victims Unit case its about to become.

THE BOTTOM LINE

XBox One’s spec-sheet reads like this:

– an 8-core CPU.

– 8 GB of RAM.

– 500 GB hard drive.

– USB 3.0.

– Blu-ray drive (Finally! Am I right?).

– Integrated 802.11n Wi-Fi (also finally).

– Thousands more servers to handle online play, and dedicated DVR capabilities for game-capture.

– A new 1080p Kinect camera that detects the slightest movement of your wrist, as well as your heartbeat. Hopefully if you overdo it on Nike Training With Kinect, it will also call 911 for you.

– After the event, Microsoft confirmed that XBox One was NOT going to feature always-online DRM, and everywhere, gamers and retailers sighed in collective relief.

Throughout the entire event, a die-hard PlayStation fan friend of mine kept freaking out as they threw out feature after feature. We followed it live with other gamer friends on Facebook; my notifications are now broken. People didn’t even care that the only games really shown were Forza Motorsport, Quantum Break and the world premiere of Call of Duty: Ghosts. The sheer power of the machine outshone whatever actual gameplay may have debuted. It’s safe to say that this event succeeded where Sony’s faltered: the previously non-XBox fans are frothing at the mouth.

E3 is going to be a hell of a lot more interesting this year, my friends.

World War Z’s Book & Movie: A Tale of Two Zombies

This post is somewhat of a departure from the norm, but it still involves a game, so enjoy anyway!

I’m going to be frank with you: I often contemplate what I would do in the event of a zombie apocalypse. I try to map out the steps I would take from time of discovery to setting up a permanent outpost that is both defendable and sustainable. The Netherlands doesn’t have many high-ground spots but it does have rural areas that are sparsely populated and land that is ready for farming, since this country loves its agriculture. Add to that the plentiful livestock and well, you can set yourself up pretty well in this country. I know who the members of my Zombie Survival Group (ZSG) are and their respective skill-sets. This is all done in semi-jest, of course. I say semi because the world is crazy and weirder things have happened than the dead walking the Earth. As an avid reader, I consumed Max Brooks’ works of art (The Zombie Survival Guide and World War Z) in record time because they, especially WWZ, offered a view on the zombie apocalypse that the movies did not. The regression of humanity in the face on unspeakable challenges and immeasurable horror often ranks lowest on the totem pole for Hollywood as they prefer to focus on the blood and gore with gleeful abandon. And as I’ve mentioned in previous posts, this is a forgivable oversight because a movie is but two hours long and thus does not allow for extended storytelling….or does it??

I know what you’re thinking: “But MelChan, you said that games offered the perfect medium to tell the stories that movies can’t! What gives?”

I still stand by that original statement, because it is true; a game allows for hours of interactive entertainment. A movie grants you your two hours of engagement (three if we’re talking LOTR stats here), and then you’re left to your own devices. But what about the concept of a movie expanding the reach of a book that expands on a genre that was near-perfectly covered in one of the biggest games (in terms of impact) of 2012?

When I first learned that World War Z was being made into a film, I experienced a range of emotions in about 30 seconds: excitement, apprehension, realization and then dread. Why dread, you ask? Because I felt that they would butcher what is the most detailed, thought-provoking account of a fictional apocalypse ever. It answered all of the questions that films like Dawn of the Dead leave open, questions that are only partially answered by the comic/TV/game of The Walking Dead. It explored the response to such an atrocity on a global scale, highlighting existing political and cultural tensions that could go either way in an apocalyptic scenario. The section discussing how the virus found its way to countries outside of China via the organ transplant black market was brilliant, and honestly, I hadn’t even thought of it as a potential infection point because my mind was too concentrated on the tried and true method of biting. The book’s structure gave Hollywood the opportunity to produce an engaging and maybe even worrying documentary-style film that would be told using the interviews with flashbacks of what the interviewee remembers. Moral regression, political machinations, country secrecy, the failure of military might and the greatest monster of all: our own human nature. When the announcement trailer began making the rounds online, it was clear to anyone watching that they took Dawn of the Dead and combined it with the rage virus from 28 Days Later to create what looks like a CGI fest of sprinting, leaping and bounding zombies.

Zombie Jenga Tower.

Zombie Jenga Tower.

The fact that they’ve decided to replicate the same tired formula as all other beat-the-clock apocalyptic movies is so utterly disappointing, it reminds me of Bioware not just going with the flow in light of the Shepard Indoctrination theory. I mean, it’s RIGHT THERE for the taking…just take it! The terror factor behind the zombie has always been that despite being slow-moving, they are also a flesh-eating and non-feeling entity that will react to sound for as long as it takes it to find and consume the originator of said sound. Multiply their numbers and you have a wave of constantly gnawing and gnashing teeth that is hard to overcome, and that’s not even considering the fact that a head-shot is not an easy thing to  make, let alone consecutive head-shots. I don’t know when we started moving towards this zombie-sprinter singularity, but it detracts from the terror factor.

Wouldn’t it have been awesome if they’d opted for the storytelling scenario rather than what promises to be the blood and gore selection on the buffet line of Possibilities?  It would have been the perfect fleshing out of a genre that has suffered from a severe lack of imagination and exploration, because any fool knows that the war is not just with the zombies but with everyone, alive or (un)dead. I read World War Z around the same time that I started playing The Walking Dead, and I came to treat the book as something of a supplement to the game, which was already engrossing in its own right. You see, books were my first love. Before I had my first gaming experience, books were what I used to feed and bolster my imagination, and I still try to read at least two books a month. So when I got World War Z and The Walking Dead at relatively the same time, I considered it divine intervention and used the book to expand, in my mind, on the themes and concepts raised in the game. It helps to be able to question what your own humanity would allow you to do in a situation like that of the Canadian survivors who end up trading their radio for a pot of soup with some questionable meat (read: human)?

I don’t doubt that World War Z will perform well at the box office, and I will probably still head out to see it (but only because with my Pathe card, I don’t have to pay for it). This doesn’t ease the disappointment of the opportunity the directors and Max Brooks himself had to really wow the world with a story that explores not just the constant appetite of the zombies, but the barbarism that the living are willing to embrace to ensure survival at any cost. It almost makes me hope that in the future, there’ll just be a YouTube series that portrays the stories in the book as the majority of its fans envisioned it, a la Mortal Kombat: Legacy.

Until next time.

I will hopefully get my hands on Bioshock: Infinite so I can give my take on that long-awaited title. It will be my first full Bioshock experience; truth be told, my heart couldn’t handle the first one. Happy Easter to everyone, enjoy the holidays!